Believe me when I tell you that there are endless funny experiences in my Lagos stories. I am too sure wherever I find myself on the globe, I will have a lot of memories to point at in my Lagos living.

As part of my hilarious combat with Lagos bus conductors I told you about in the previous POST, I mentioned how I drench myself in a lavish spray of body fragrances but I did not tell you why. Now you are about to find out. *laughing*

In five out of the working days in a week, I make sure I avoid those conductors’ annoying and unwarranted touching in four days. That one day they get away with must be a very sharp escape.

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The struggle does not end at the touching fellas, on getting into the bus I cover my nose with the blood of Jesus against any unwelcoming body odour. Lmao!!! The situation is usually fair in the morning when everybody is kitted for work.

The odour is inevitable when returning from work at the end of the day. I can bet there’s always one person not smelling nice. Now you can see why I use as much body spray and perfume to last me the whole day and save me from choking on bad odour.

Call me a freak duuuurrrrrggggghhh! Tell me you don’t experience such too? When your village people now wants to finally get you – the person should open his/her armpit towards your side. Moku😅😅😅. I swear to God I don’t hesitate to cover my nose with my sweet smelling vest. . . . .

God bless people who smell nice in the bus, you make the world a better place.

— Sa'eedah Imam (@saeedah30th) April 12, 2019

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Love Always

Sa’eedah!